24 January 2006

Meanwhile, I came across this hilarious Rachel Ray drinking game. If you're obsessed with RR (and the Food Channel, like we are) you'll get a kick out of this.

"Getting Sloshed in 30 Minutes or Less"

Sayings:
"EVOO" 1 drink
"Sammie" 1 drink
"Healthful" 1 drink
"Stoup" 2 drinks
"GB" 2 drinks
"Spoonula" 2 drinks
"Fry-o-lator" 3 drinks
any of the above followed by an explanation of what it stands for +1 drink
"Yummo" 1 drink
"Delish!" 1 drink
"Awesome" 1 drink
"How _____ is that?" 1 drink
creates an all-new and completely unnecessary abbreviation --whole drink

Presentation:
repeats herself --1 drink
talks for so long without taking a breath that she nearly runs out of air --2 drinks
makes an awkward, spastic gesture with her arm --2 drinks
voice cracks --2 drinks
forces a laugh at something not funny --2 drinks
mispronounces "foreign" words such as "paprika" or "tapas" --2 drinks
is visibly flustered --3 drinks

Cooking:
comes back from refrigerator carrying too many ingredients --2 drinks
drops something on her way back --whole drink
fails to provide a measurement and tells you to "eyeball it" --1 drink
provides an obviously wrong measurement, e.g. "about a tablespoon" while she dumps in a half-cup of something --2 drinks
uses a "secret ingredient"-- 2 drinks
the "secret ingredient" is nutmeg --3 drinks
mentions "the thing that makes you go Hmmm" ---1 drink
"the thing that makes you go Hmmm" is nutmeg --3 drinks
creates a "healthful" meal that clearly contains over 50g of fat --2 drinks
makes a "gourmet" dish out of cheap ingredients (e.g. Tiramisu with nilla wafers and whipped cream) --3 drinks
expresses how good something tastes while she's still lifting fork to her mouth --2 drinks
takes such a big mouthful of something it takes several seconds before she can talk again --2 drinks
ruins something and tries to play it off as no big deal --3 drinks

Travelling:
leaves a crappy tip --2 drinks
rudely shoves her nose in something to smell it --2 drinks
claims a dessert by itself is somehow a legitimate lunch or dinner --2 drinks
wears anything midriff-revealing --3 drinks

COURTESY: www.slobak.com