21 January 2006

Occasionally on Fridays the guys and I get pizza here at work. Inevitably we have some left over, and we so enjoy our pizza breakfasts Saturday morning. (We produce a live news show on Saturdays.) But oftentimes we come in and its GONE...eaten, allegedly, by someone on the overnight assignment desk. This, despite writings all over the box saying "DO NO EAT, SAVED FOR XXX STAFF," etc. Well, yesterday we showed them. We took half a roll of red gaffer's tape and taped up the box and wrote "DANGER, POISON!" and drew skulls and crossbones all over it. Well, our pizza was intact this morning, but some poor schmuck lost his meal for today. Taped on the freezer this morning in the kitchen was a note: "To the person who stole my Shrimp Lo Mein frozen dinner: You Suck."