18 January 2006

Ok, so there's this geeky guy at my work who constantly asks me out to lunch, and for drinks after work, and generally acts like a 15 year old around me. He just came around my desk and we shared a halting, awkward conversation where he stammered a few times and looked down at his feet. It's like he was about to ask me to the Homecoming dance. It would be endearing if this kid wasn't so damn clueless. Everyone around me knows I'm gay and thinks it's THE funniest thing. Perhaps I should direct this kid to the website www.imalesbianyouidiot.com. I mean, it's not like I'm some drop dead gorgeous femme,like my partner, where one could possibly be confused. Dude!